Budget-savvy Music Fan Gifts

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

EWE 2.

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

Elvis Presley

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Cool hand... Uke

The Month of August

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Library Grand Opening

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

Little Richard

Angus McKinnon Young

Elephant blues

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"I Love U2."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

Pitcher auditions.

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."