Budget-savvy Music Fan Pillows

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Tina Turner

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

The Month of August

Cool hand... Uke

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Library Grand Opening

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Elephant blues

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

A word from Stephen Harper's cat

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

Marilyn Manson Fan.

"I Love U2."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Little Drummer Buoy