Budget Planning Gifts

'Oops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly estimate.'

Defense Spending.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

EU-budget

How the deficit got so big...

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

To protect the ears of college admissions officers, parents are asked to step into a sound-proof booth before looking at tuition prices.

"Where can I go for this much?"

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

"I have a plan."

'So if you do break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

Super Six

Over the Fiscal Cliff

Bomb Back Better

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."