Budget Planners Gifts

Wedding pictures.

Small business buying an expensive computer system.

"On second thoughts let's stay in tonight...now that we have another mouth to feed."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"What comes after zillion?"

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'We spend a lot, borrow a lot, tax a lot. It keeps things from getting boring.'

"This guy might like fiddling with numbers, Dad – but is he any good at sums?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"The good news is that profits are up 76%. . . The BAD news is that costs are up 83%."