Budget Planning Prints

'Oops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly estimate.'

Defense Spending.

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

"The school board, meeting in regular session, was able to work everything into the budget except the teachers."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

EU-budget

How the deficit got so big...

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"Where can I go for this much?"

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

"I have a plan."

'So if you do break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

Super Six

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'