Budget Gamers Gifts

'I could only afford the Xbox 180, so you only get to see the characters from behind.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"The knights of the round accent table"

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

DIY marriage counseling.

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

The spend is high

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'You're clearly not well, just keep taking these until we run out of them.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

Knights of the Round Whatever

We don't have a budget to redo the last guy's business cards, door placard, and so on, so would you mind assuming his identity in the meantime?

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

Gas Bill

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

U.S. Department of Deficit Spending

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

Tony Blair - EU budget.

Looking for a way to have their cake and eat it too.

Everyone waited as Allen figured out how much the meal had cost per bite.

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'Reducing the nation's debt helps everyone, rich & poor!'

Government Shutdown

US Government: shut down until further notice.

Oval Office Reflection

Dad she's fallen into the cereal again!