Budget Diner Gifts

'I think we might attract a better type of customer if we raised our standards a little.'

Today, we introduce a new feature: Now That's Cheap. ™ We give customers used plastic utensils. We'll wash them after every use. This spoon's got a hole in it.

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"Tell your chef I'd like something for a refined and cultured palate. For under ten bucks."

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

'What price range did you have in mind?'

Price and serving size: A guide.

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

If you need anything else, just text me.

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

"Soup of the day."

"We're having chicken Cuca for dinner tonight!"

Diner. Greatest Value in Town. It's "Frugal" maps. My GPS that guides me to the best bargains to be found anywhere.

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

"Do you have a lean cuisine, waiter?"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Probably not.

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"If you should need anything else, you can call me on my cell."

Mobile Phone Served Up In A Restaurant

"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."

"What's good tonight...under $5?"