Budget Diner T-Shirts

'I think we might attract a better type of customer if we raised our standards a little.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

'What price range did you have in mind?'

Price and serving size: A guide.

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

Rene's Cafe: Eat dirt cheap.

'Considering the state of our finances, maybe you should order the hock.'

"Soup of the day."

"We're having chicken Cuca for dinner tonight!"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Probably not.

'Today's specials - Good, Fair, Lousy.

"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."

"If you should need anything else, you can call me on my cell."

Mobile Phone Served Up In A Restaurant

"What's good tonight...under $5?"

You're economizing. ONly one letter in the alphabet soup.

'I'll just have the soup and the nuts. Skip everything in between.'