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"Yes, I remember you. I recommend the house Merlot. It goes well with a bad tip."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

'I knew we should have brought your Marigolds, dear!'

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

'Would you care for a drink while your food is being defrosted?'

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

'How will my turkey turn out his year?'

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Price and serving size: A guide.

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

"Did I mention that I'm invited to Danny's for supper?"

"Hey, how about putting some cheese on this cheeseburger?" "OK, but it'll cost ya."

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

'What price range did you have in mind?'

Curry for Breakfast.

'The lower-priced items contain genetically-modified foods not yet approved for human use.'

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

'What's affordable tonight?'

'Letting you pick up the check will help you stay on your diet.'

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

'Sorry about dinner, honey...ever since your dad was laid off work we've been trying to figure out new ways to make dinner.'

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

'I think we might attract a better type of customer if we raised our standards a little.'

"Why did you tell them we are vegetarians?