Budget-conscious Voter Gifts

'I always vote for the one with the least and the smallest yard signs, it shows they can handle money.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

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Low income vampires.

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Affordable housing

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Back to school expenses.

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

It's been hard to find silver linings in this situation but I was able to buy this boat when my daughter had to switch from a huge to a tiny wedding.

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

One upside-down tomato planter. I can't wait for juicy, free tomatoes. It's $23.37 with tax. Not bad for homegrown tomahtas. Plus $8 for potting soil, $15 for the hanger, $11 for organic fertilizer, $16 � Hey! � Where are you going? To the "Pick and Save" market.

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

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'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'