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'I always vote for the one with the least and the smallest yard signs, it shows they can handle money.'

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"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

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"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

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'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

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"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

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"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

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Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

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'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'