Budget-conscious Movers Gifts

Apparently, you can send a letter to your MP without stamps, so I guess someone figured: 'If I'm moving to Ottawa, I'll save the cost of a van.'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Sidewalk Ballet

Underwater on the Car

Garage Music

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'The Sacked Executive's Officer Furniture Goes in the Small Van...the Salary Package in the Other.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Ballerina

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

Nijinsky Moving Company . Ballet dancers.

Swan Lake Auditions

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

Basic Shelter.

Wine Prices

Dancing children

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.

'For transportation, you get a free pair of running shoes.'

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'On the positive side, just think how small the mortgage payments will be.'

"Isn't it great how everyone's saying how air travel leaves a big carbon footprint? Now I can stop being depressed and instead feel self righteous about never being able to afford an exotic vacation!"

'Where is the cheapest place to get a beer?'

Bill Er Indoors.