Budget Car Seeker Gifts

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'He must be going economy!'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Underwater on the Car

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Garage Music

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Europe on $5000 a day.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

I think I can...

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"