Budget Car Seeker Pillows

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'He must be going economy!'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Garage Music

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

Andy's first airplane experience was marred by his grandmother's stinginess

Europe on $5000 a day.

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

I think I can...

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'