Budget-conscious Motorist Pillows

Gas Bar - "Fill it up with last week's gas, you know the stuff that was ten cents cheaper."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

Garage Music

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

I think I can...

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

Affordable housing

'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

Low income vampires.

'Well, you did insist that our travel agent find the cheapest tickets to Hawaii.'

"If this is a bit beyond your budget then I've got a shoebox coming available next week!"

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

'I'm sorry, but all we have in your price range are a few bales of hay.'

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

Wine Prices

Basic Shelter.

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'

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