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'He says he'd like his change in Skodas...'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

World's cheapest car

Underwater on the Car

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Airline Mergers.

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

Garage Music

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

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"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

"What are you complaining about? The tickets were cheap, and you got an upgrade to first class."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"