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"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"They've given me the Lion's share of budgetary constraints."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Will you stop saying 'ouch' every time I cut something out of your budget?"

World's cheapest car

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Airline Mergers.

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Garage Music

Excess Baggage: Many hotels, inspired by the airlines are gouging their guests by adding 'resort fees' to the room rates.

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"No wonder it was so affordable."

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"I only have one suitcase, so what's the problem?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'Two can't live as cheaply as one, but we will get double - occupancy rates when we travel'