Car Enthusiast With A Budget Gifts

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Deflator mouse

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.