Budding Tycoon Gifts

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I used to have a lemonade stand, but I ran out of sugar, and business went sour."

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

SALE

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

I need to set upmy own company.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.

Pat My Dog $5

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Football Skills

"Don't quit now, we're halfway there!"

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

Lemonade Survey

Lemonade Futures