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'I don't take no for an answer. I give it.'

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

"I can give you a great deal on a franchise."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

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'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

I need to set upmy own company.

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

Building Blocks.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Your book stinks—we want to publish it."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Performance Enhancing Lemonade.