Brush Rebel Pillows

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Joe Henry

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Gallery Pranks

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Hip-hop cops on stage.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"What's with your hair?"

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

A souped up car...

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hipster Police Department

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine