Hair Rebels Pillows

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"What's with your hair?"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'But the invitation says 'come as you are'.'

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

The final days of hair coloring

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

Where did you get a fig leaf TATTOO?

'Because you're not a boy genius with a billion bucks - THAT's why you can't wear a hoodie to work.'

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

'Your chemistry grade isn't high enough for you to wear your hair that way.'

"Wash and Quo"

No Parking in Firelane.

Nope. Not the same thing.

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

Recruiter. Join now. Sorry. No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Disaster struck Nigel at the base of Ben Nevils. His high heels had given out. He would now have to make the ascent wearing his Auntie Maud's pink slippers.

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

No Ball Games in the Park

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

"Great stupid haircut!"

'Apparently the one code you're not familiar with is a dress code.'

Punk walking a dog, lead is attached to his own dog collar.