Hair Rebel Pillows

'I have just the thing to comb out your hair.'

"What's with your hair?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Casual Thursday

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Fashion Week"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."