Hairdo Rebel Pillows

'I knew I shouldn't have had a haircut.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Casual Thursday

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"What's with your hair?"

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."