Brush Rebel Gifts

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Gallery Pranks

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Joe Henry

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

A souped up car...

"What's with your hair?"

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

Nick Cave.

"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "

Hipster Police Department

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Lou Reed

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'Let's rock!'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Graffiti on baseboard.

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Kurt Cobain

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"