Brother-in-law Gifts

'National Bring Your Brother-In-Law to Work Day'

Australian wedding, sheep gesturing, 'If there's anybody here who knows why these two should not be wed...'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

My brother in law is a magician and he said this will do the trick.

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'I hunt, she gathers, and my no-good brother-in-law scavenges.'

Clancy: Brothers-in-Law

"The penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law..."

'You want a court-appointed attorney? Sure! -- My brother-in-law is looking for work.'

And i always thought he was your brother.

'I'm sorry I only hire married men. I like men who can take criticism.'

'I hunt, she gathers, and my no-good brother-in-law scavenges.'

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'

'Don't let this market get to you, Dave. Remember, it's happening to your brother-in-law, too.'

Clancy: Brothers-in-law

Physical Build...and the Birthday Gift of a Red Suit From His In-Laws

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'Stag beetles.'

'How did you get a hot chick like her to marry you?'

'Andy Rooney is off this week, so we now present a few minutes with the producer's whining brother-in-law....'

"Friend or foe?"

Bishops Snooker

'OK, FINE...we'll invite your sister. You don't have to bite my head off.'

"No, I don't know when my sister will be home. How long do honeymoons last?"

"About that doggie bag you gave your brother-in-law..."

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

"I see your brother's here for the long weekend."

"It's the cool/not cool theorum. Anything totally not cool, when it enters the zone of cool, immediately renders the coolness totally uncool."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"My brother-in-law can't work from home. He's a slug."

"My brother-in-law is such a snob! He only eats French cars!"

"That's Ed's brother. He gave us the shirt off his back. Unfortunately he's still in it."

"Would you look at that? Your damn sister always did have to be the center of attention."

"I suppose you could call us, brothers in law."

"Yes, living well is the best revenge, but right now I'd settle just for doing better than my brother-in-law."