Brooding Philosopher T-Shirts

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Well did he?"

"Think about the honey."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

Baby Philosophy.

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

'The End is Near'

'Does this bed have a sleep number?'

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign