Brooding Philosopher Pillows

"Introspe-e-ec-shun!"

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Well did he?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Think about the honey."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"How do you know if you're really in love, Randy?"

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Question Mark

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

Baby Philosophy.

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"I have no idea why Stuart Little’s mother is human — don’t overthink it."

"But counting sheep makes me hungry."

Little Marjorie in Delusionland

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

'The End is Near'

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

'Does this bed have a sleep number?'

'Am I getting up or going to bed?'

Man awoke by phone in a dream

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'