Brooding Bard Pillows

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

The Proust of Twitter

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Cow writer.

'Insofar as hard figures are still unavailable, our Mr.Rendleman has written a poem which explores the essence of the firm's situation.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'To tweet or not to tweet...'

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

"Langsford, will you please stop interjecting quotes from Kahlil Gibran?"

"I saw the wariness in your eyes when you learned that I was plucked from academia to run this company, so I thought I'd allay your concerns by writing this sonnet."

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

The British Hamlet ('Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ...I say 'knew', more of an acquaintance really ...')

'I can't believe this. . . 'There was a young man from Nantucket...'

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Let me do all the singing."

If cows would write fairy tales...

Tom Waits

Missing Persons - 'Can you describe him.'