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'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"I AM at my usual position."

"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

Lost and forgotten department

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Quiet!

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

Interior Monologuist

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

"Now, what am I here for?"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'What do you mean, 'Land Ahoy!'? We're just trading Fishing Season for Hunting Season.'

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

'I feel so... lethargic. Well, I would be if I could be bothered.'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

'He's forgotten his key again!'

"I totally wiped out on my bike."