Bromantic Champ Pillows

"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

'Play it again, Sam.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Schrodinger's kittens

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

Stock Wanted

Nature Scents Research Department.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

On the start position

"Careful...she bites."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

The Pole Jumper.

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

Ant Farm Concert

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."