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"You love me, you wuss. Admit it. You love me!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

Schrodinger's kittens

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

'We're a team - he walks the walk, and I talk the talk!'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

On the start position

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

"Careful...she bites."

Ant Farm Concert

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

The Pole Jumper.

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'