British Tv Gifts

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Let them watch cake."

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

"Oh, ignore that, it's just the EastEnders title sequence."

Stephen Fry

Martin Clunes.

Matt Smith

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Ronnie Barker.

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

John Laurie

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

June Brown

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Barbara Windsor

Roger Moore

Maggie Smith

Kenneth Williams

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Alfred Hitchcock

Dawn French.

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

Operating Room

"I told you all that silly-walking could get your leg stuck like that!"

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

Who's on First

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

David Niven.

'This doesn't look good!'

'They were behind the sofa.'