British Tv Mugs

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Let them watch cake."

"I've been watching British shows on hulu. They're strange."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Barbara Windsor

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Kenneth Williams

"Ball boys ready? Linesmen ready? Players ready? Sound technologists ready?"

'This doesn't look good!'

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

Operating Room

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

'ANCHOR doesn't mean you drag the whole network!'

Trivia Pursuit

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'

BBC TV Programming Department

"What the hell! Let's lay another grant on Channel 13."

"This is our rant room."