British Tv Shows Mugs

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Blue Peter on BBC1 1958-2012.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

University Soapflakes

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'There's nothing on.'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

TV-Man

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Astral Projection

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV jester.

Time Machine Collision

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Downton Abbey Road"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'