British Sports Gifts

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Tennis.

Buffering Volleyball

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

Euros 2016

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

Fish Volleyball.

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

Oops

Just taking the dog out for a nice long walk

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

British Summertime Begins.

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'