British Sports Mugs

Jonny Wilkinson.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"So, after five glorious weeks, football is coming home!"

"I admit saying England had no hope of winning the World Cup, me Lord, but it isn't treason."

Mr Met

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Tennis.

A guy walks into a bar...

Buffering Volleyball

A dog waits in anticipation for a man to toss a caber

Euros 2016

Lawrence Dallaglio

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

"New message @david: Hey! Got a sec? Have a quick question..."

'Hello Bob, how was the Grand Prix at Silverstone..?'

Henman Hill...Henman Mountain (winning Wimbledon).

Well he said 'it was as easy as falling off a log'.

England rugby squad hit losing streak: 'A bit like the one they hit from the early 80's to the late 90's.'

'I thought the government had abolished blood sports.'

'Get in there, $1,500,000, and pinch-hit for $3,250,000'

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'I'm umpiring the game - lifeguard's over there.'

Just taking the dog out for a nice long walk

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

She either supports England or she needs to see a vet!

Oops

Fish Volleyball.

'They may own the podium, but it appears to be in a low rent district.'

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'