British Sports Followers Mugs

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Raheem Sterling

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

100k Desert Crawl

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

"He just married me on the rebound."

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

The conversion.

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"You're in the cartoon league now. You just have to pretend those little circles in the stands are actual people."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'