British Sports Followers Prints

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

100k Desert Crawl

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'Overruled, you may continue.'

The conversion.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'This is Role Model Man. He is our new assistant coach in charge of projecting a positive image to impressionable young minds.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'