British Shows Pillows

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Well, it's either this or Strictly Come Morris Dancing."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Succession 2

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Gogglebollox.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Universe Challenge

Barbara Windsor

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Rowan Atkinson,

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

University Challenge - School of Hard Knocks.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"