British Shows Gifts

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

"Well, it's either this or Strictly Come Morris Dancing."

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Succession 2

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

John Laurie

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Gogglebollox.

Stephen Fry

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

June Brown

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Universe Challenge

Barbara Windsor

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

"Who's this then? Melvyn Bragg!"

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Rowan Atkinson,

Dawn French.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

A magician sees his suitcase with swords in it on the luggage conveyor belt.

Martin Clunes.

University Challenge - School of Hard Knocks.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."