British Series Pillows

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Star Wars Audience

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Binge Watch

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

A couple decides what to watch.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Barbara Windsor