British Series Prints

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Star Wars Audience

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Binge Watch

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

A couple decides what to watch.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

50 Year Celebrations.

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

John Laurie

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

June Brown

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Stephen Fry

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Universe Challenge

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Barbara Windsor