British Television Pillows

Universe Challenge

Rowan Atkinson,

'They were behind the sofa.'

Who's on First

David Tennant

Matt Smith

BBC TV Programming Department

Dalek Marketing

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Showbiz Awards

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Horror movies

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"And this is our media room."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."