British Films Pillows

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Housekeeping?!"

"Werewolves of London..."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Giant slug attacks a city

Moby Dick

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."