British Films Pillows

50 Year Celebrations.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

Horror movies

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Housekeeping?!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

'It was great. I hated it.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Brad Pitt

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Moby Dick

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.