British Cinema Pillows

Kenneth Williams

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

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'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

Universe Challenge

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

The Milkman Always Rings Twice.

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

Helen Mirren

"Sit down Fred!"

Multiplex cinema: Virtual reality car chases/explosions & virtual script.

'Spinach: The Prequel'

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

"Dude, that was the best superhero movie ever!"