British Cinema Pillows

Roger Moore

Maggie Smith

Alfred Hitchcock

David Niven.

Kenneth Williams

BABS WINDSOR R.I.P. Ooh, saucy!

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Now Playing at the Europlex

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

50 Year Celebrations.

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Stephen Fry

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

'BBC Antics Roadshow'.

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

Sir Roger George Moore caricature

Universe Challenge

Martin Clunes.

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Trevor Eve

F&E Cable Co. Sports. Movies. Special. 500 Channels. When you list the options in the cable package, call it "BBC America," not "The English Channel."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

The Milkman Always Rings Twice.

Who's on First

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

"Says here that, since Coronation Street started, there have been 86 weddings and 124 deaths."

Helen Mirren

Things that would get you killed at Downton Abbey

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They were behind the sofa.'

'I don't know which is worse - the popcorn people spill on the floor, or the chicken poop.'