British Car Lovers Gifts

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Route 666

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Penguin Remote

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'