British Car Lovers Mugs

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Driverless cars rage.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Route 666

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Penguin Remote

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"Driverless, 90 days in the police compound, for speeding."

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'