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Horse Muzzles

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Suburban street.

'Oh course!'

Boy on a bike

Fume detector

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Planet Lover

Heart of America or Bypass

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

"Actually, I gotta admit...maybe this job isn't right for me. I guess things change and it's just time...you know, time to move on."

Giraffe Bridge

The unexpected end of the journey.

The Mechanic

Last Exit Before Troll

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'I'm on the train.'

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

'Oooh, he's delightful. We used to have a German shepherd before we got a boxer.'

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

'It must be an entirely different species.'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

The joy of browsing.

A deer rides a bicycle on a road with Deer Crossing and Bikes on Road signs.