Bridleway Explorer Gifts

Horse Muzzles

Louis Armstrong

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Suburban street.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

'Oh course!'

Boy on a bike

Fume detector

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Planet Lover

"I know that this is a traditional migration route, but there's a new bridge just down river..."

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

Heart of America or Bypass

"Actually, I gotta admit...maybe this job isn't right for me. I guess things change and it's just time...you know, time to move on."

Giraffe Bridge

The Mechanic

The unexpected end of the journey.

Last Exit Before Troll

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

"I stood up to the class bully like you said, Dad. . . then she punched me in the eye!"

'I'm on the train.'

'Oooh, he's delightful. We used to have a German shepherd before we got a boxer.'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you AT LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

Remember Rudy Park, my college roommate? He just tipped me off to breaking news. Some geological disaster across the bridge. Wow. You should totally go cover that. I'm glad you think so, 'cause it wouldn't really be responsible to take a 2-year-old to a geological disaster. Could you watch my boy for a few days? On second thought, that's a boring story. Nobody wants to hear about that. He's almost potty trained. Sorry, I have a ... work ... ish thing.

'It must be an entirely different species.'

"Woke up late this afternoon, I've got the teenage blues…"

The joy of browsing.