Bridleway Adventurer Gifts

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Have you been waiting long?'

Run from the hills!

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Suburban street.

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

"He only made first four installments."

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

BMX riding in Bavaria

"It's amazing how smoothly Kipper and I get along together..."

Planet Lover

Fume detector

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Horse Muzzles

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"On your left."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'You knew what I was when you married me.'

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

'Are we there yet Dad?'

Man sees bird about to drop objects, near sign that reads: 'Beware of Gull Stones'

The Mechanic

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Last Exit Before Troll

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Fat Biker: 'Maybe I shouldn't trust this bridge that much.'

"You just wouldn't listen would you? I told you to buy a car, THEN a caravan!"

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

Now Entering China

A man hunting in gale of wind